Love is the period of time between meeting a beautiful woman, and discovering she looks like a trout

It is love, not reason, that is stronger than death

With true love come no doubts, no jealousy, and no worries.

The best gift you can give is a hug: one size fits all and no one ever minds if you return it

Make happy those who are near, and those who are far will come

Our strength grows out of our weaknesses

Deal with the faults of others as gently as with your own

Tomorrow's life is too late. Live today

Every generation imagines itself to be more intelligent than the one that went before it, and wiser than the one that comes after it

He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever

Patience is the art of hoping
A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer.
The young have aspirations that never come to pass, the old have reminiscences of what never happened
Furious activity is no substitute for understanding
Life is like a book: what matters is how good it is, not how long it is

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Fearlessness is result of faith in oneself and faith in God....

Pareshaan thi Champu ki wife
Non-happening thi jo uski life
Champu ko na milta tha aaram
Office main karta kaam hi kaam

Champu ke boss bhi the bade cool
Promotion ko har baar jate the bhul
Par bhulte nahi the wo deadline
Kaam to karwate the roz till nine

Champu bhi banna chata tha best
Isliye to wo nahi karta tha rest
Din raat karta wo boss ki gulami
Onsite ke ummid main deta salami

Din guzre aur guzre fir saal
Bura hota gaya Champu ka haal
Champu ko ab kuch yaad na rehta tha
Galti se Biwi ko Behenji kehta tha

Aakhir ek din Champu ko samjh aaya
Aur chod di usne Onsite ki moh maya
Boss se bola, "Tum kyon satate ho ?"
"Onsite ke laddu se buddu banate ho"

"Promotion do warna chala jaunga"
"Onsite dene par bhi wapis na aunga"
Boss haans ke bola "Nahi koi baat"
"Abhi aur bhi Champus hai mere paas"

"Yeh duniya Champuon se bhari hai"
"Sabko bas aage badhne ki padi hai"
"Tum na karoge to kisi aur se karaunga"
"Tumhari tarah Ek aur Champu banaunga"