Saturday, October 15, 2011

General Motors reply to BILL GATES

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the
computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up
with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving
$25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon."

In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release
Stating, "If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be
driving cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this part,
especially 7th point and 10th point).

1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.

2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a
new car!

3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would
have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off
the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For
some reason you would simply accept this.

4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your
car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to
reinstall the engine.

5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable,
five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only five
percent of the roads.

6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be
replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed an Illegal Operation" warning

7. The airbag system would ask, "Are you sure?" before deploying.

8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and
refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle,
turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.

9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how
to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the
same manner as the old car.

10. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.

Never undervalue the manufacturing industries ……

Friday, October 14, 2011

Not all thieves are stupid....

Not all thieves are stupid...

This gives us something to think about with all our new electronic technology.

A couple of weeks ago a friend told me that someone she knew had their car broken into while they were at a football game. Their car was parked on the green which was adjacent to the football stadium and specially allotted to football fans. Things stolen from the car included a garage door remote control, some money and a GPS which had been prominently mounted on the dashboard.

When the victims got home, they found that their house had been ransacked and just about everything worth anything had been stolen. The thieves had used the GPS to guide them to the house. They then used the garage remote control to open the garage door and gain entry to the house. The thieves knew the owners were at the football game, they knew what time the game was scheduled to finish and so they knew how much time they had to clean out the house. It would appear that they had brought a truck to empty the house of its contents.

Something to consider if you have a GPS - don't put your home address in it.. Put a nearby address (like a store or gas station) so you can still find your way home if you need to, but no one else would know where you live if your GPS were stolen.

I never thought of this.......

This lady has now changed her habit of how she lists her names on her mobile phone after her handbag was stolen. Her handbag, which contained her cell phone, credit card, wallet... Etc...was stolen.

20 minutes later when she called her hubby, from a pay phone telling him what had happened, hubby says 'I received your text asking about our Pin number and I've replied a little while ago.' When they rushed down to the bank, the bank staff told them all the money was already withdrawn. The thief had actually used the stolen cell phone to text 'hubby' in the contact list and got hold of the pin number. Within 20 minutes he had withdrawn all the money from their bank account.

Moral of the lesson:
Do not disclose the relationship between you and the people in your contact list.

Avoid using names like Home, Honey, Hubby, Sweetheart, Dad, Mom, etc....

And very importantly, when sensitive info is being asked through texts, CONFIRM by calling back

Also, when you're being texted by friends or family to meet them somewhere, be sure to call back to confirm that the message came from them. If you don't reach them, be very careful about going places to meet 'family and friends' who text you..

Thursday, October 13, 2011

Current airtel ad.. Chai ke Liye jaise...

Current airtel ad..

Chai ke Liye jaise toast hota hai--Vaise har ek friend zaroori hota hai
Aise har ek friend zaroori hota hai
Koi subah paanch baje neend se jagaye
Koi raat ko teen baje jaan bachaye
Ek teri kadki mein sharing kare
Aur Ek tere budget mein sneak in kare
Koi nature se guest koi host hota hai
Par har ek friend zaroori hota hai

""Ek ghadi ghadi kaam aaye par kabhi kabhi call kare
Ek kabhi kabhi kaam aaye aur ghadi ghadi call kare""
Gossip ka koi ghoomta phirta satellite
Koi sath rahe toh kar de sab alright
Koi effortless koi forced hota hai
Lekin har ek friend zaroori hota hai

Chat Room friend koi classroom friend
Koi bike pe race wala vroom vroom friend
Shopping mall wala shopping friend
Koi Exam hall wala copying friend
Movie buddy groovy buddy
Hi buddy--Bye buddy ----Joke buddy Poke buddy
Gaana Buddy Shaana buddy ---Chaddi Buddy Yaar Buddy
Kutte --kamine---
Everybody---Sab buddy
A to Z

Gin gin ke naam bheja Roast hota hai
Par har ek friend zaroori hota hai
Lekin har ek friend zaroori hota hai

Wednesday, October 12, 2011


Over time, you will realize that to be happy with another person, you need to, first, don't need it.

Realize also that this someone you love (or think you love) and don't want anything with you, definitely not the "someone"of his life.

You learn to like you, care for you and especially like who also likes you.

The secret isn't chase butterflies ... gardening is that they come to you.

In the end, you will find not who you were looking for, but who was looking for you!

Tuesday, October 11, 2011



Think of someone who is powerful. That you fight and scream like a chicken or looks and silences, like a wolf? Wolves Do not Cry. They have the aura of strength and power. Quietly observe.
Only the powerful, are wolves, men or women, respond to a verbal attack with silence.
Besides, who avoids saying anything they want, rarely regret for hurting someone with harsh words and thoughtless.
Precisely for this reason, the first and most obvious sign of power over oneself is the silence at critical moments.
If you are in silence, looking at the problem, shows its thinking, no time for futile debates.
If a thread that has left the realm of reason, who has won shows that silent, even when the other side insists on yelling his defeat.
Look ... Smile ... Silence ... Go ahead.
Remember that there are times to speak and there are moments of silence.
Choose which of those times is right, even if they have to work for it.
For some reason, probably cultural, we are trained for the (false) idea that we are obliged to answer all the questions and respond to all attacks. Not true!
You answer only to want to respond and react only when they want to react.
You is not even obliged to meet their personal phone.
Talk is a choice, not a requirement, more so than it seems. You can choose silence.
In addition, you will not have to repent for things said in thoughtless moments, as he defended a Greek thinker, over 300 years before Christ, saying: "I regret what you said, but never my silence."

Respond with silence when necessary.
Use smiles, no smiles sarcastic, but real.
Use the look, use a hug or use something else to not respond at times
you'll find that silence can be the most powerful responses.
And at the right time, the most comprehensive and real one.

Monday, October 10, 2011

मालवणी मित्र मैत्रिणी घर सोडून , नोकरी धन्ध्यासाठी दूरदेशी असात तेंका समर्पित

दूरवर रवान घराची खरी किंमत कळता
आठवण इली काय आपोआप
डोळ्यात्सून पाणी गळता

"इम्पोर्टेड " ब्लान्केटात थंडी तर नसता
पण "फाटक्या " गोडधेच्या मायेची
कमी नक्कीच भासता

मार्बलच्या टाइलस वर
सुळसुळीत तर वाटता
पण शेणान सारवलेल्या
जमिनिचो सुगंध थय नसता

खारवलेले काजू आम्ही
"ड्राई फ्रुट " म्हनान खातव
चुलीत भाजलेल्या काजीन्चो
डिक मिस करतव

५०० रुपायक हापूसचे
आंबे इकत घेतव
पन धोंडे मारून पाडलेल्या
आंब्यांची मजा मिस करतव

कमोड मध्ये बसन आम्ही
पेपर आरामात वाचतव
पण नदीर जावची मजा
आम्ही गंभीररित्या हुकतव

एसी मध्ये बसान आम्ही
थंड्शीर हवा घेतव
पण गावाची हवा खाण्यासाठी
येडेपिशे होतव

दूरवर रवान सुद्धा मालवणी
आम्ही जपतव
पण खऱ्याखुऱ्या मालवणाक
खूप्पच मिस करतव
पण खऱ्याखुऱ्या मालवणाक
खूप्पच मिस करतव

थंड्शीर हवा घेतव
पण गावाची हवा खाण्यासाठी
येडेपिशे होतव

दूरवर रवान सुद्धा मालवणी
आम्ही जपतव
पण खऱ्याखुऱ्या मालवणाक
खूप्पच मिस करतव

Today I will..............

Today I will

01. Today I will not strike back
if someone is rude, if someone is impatient, if someone is unkind, I will not respond in a like manner.

02. Today I will ask God to bless my "Enemy"
If I come across someone who treats me harshly or unfairly, I will quietly ask God to bless that individual. I understand "enemy" could be a family member, neighbor, co-worker or stranger.

03. Today I will be careful about what I say...
I will carefully choose and guard my words being certain that I do not spread gossip.

04. Today I will go the extra mile...
I will find ways to help share the burden of another person.

05. Today I will forgive...
I will forgive any hurts or injuries that come my way.

06. Today I will do something nice for someone, but I will do it in secret...
I will reach out anonymously and bless the life of another.

07. Today I will treat others the way I wish to be treated...
I will practice the golden rule. "Do Unto others as I would have them do unto me"- with everyone I encounter.

08. Today I will raise the spirits of someone who is discouraged...
My smile, my words, my expression of support, can make the difference to someone who is wrestling with life.

09. Today I will nurture my body...
I will eat less... I will eat only healthy foods. I will thank God for my body.

10. Today I will grow spiritually...
I will spend a little more time in prayer today. I will begin reading something spiritual or inspirational; I will find a quiet place (at some point during this day) and listen to God's voice.