Lovely Quotes, Jokes and Poems: March 2011

Thursday, March 17, 2011

Ek ladki @ railway station

Ek ladki @ railway station

Waiting for 1/2 hr... gets bored

coin nikala, coin weighing machine mein dala...

58 Kgs

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coin nikala

Sandal utari, side mein rakhkhi

coin weighing machine mein dala....

56 Kgs

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coin nikala

Jacket utara, side mein rakhkha

coin weighing machine mein dala....

53 Kgs

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coin nikala

Dupatta utara, side mein rakhkha

coin weighing machine mein dala....

52 Kgs

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Coin khatam!

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Side mein baitha bhikari bola...

"Tu chalu rakh. Coin main deta hu"

Cheers..!

Ek ladki @ railway station

Best Lines about - MOTHER!!!

ABBREVIATION OF MOTHER:

M:MOST
O:ORIGNAL
T:TOPCLASS
H:HONOURABLE
E:EXCELLENT
R:RESPECTABLE

Who ran to help me when I fell,
And would some pretty story tell,
Or kiss the place to make it well?
My Mother.

Smiles of happy sunshine,
Arms of everlasting love,
Touch of sweet roses,
There is magic in the air
Whenever You are there,
Mother, everything to U I owe,
May all pleasures of life come your way.

When u feel u r alone in a crowd,
when u think no one can understand u,
when u think your love is rejected by others,
and when u hate your life just close your eyes and think about her who loves u truly,
cares for u in your loneliness, dies when u cry,
she is no one else but MOM

The love she has deep in her heart,
Always gives me a good jump start,
She is the one whoâ€™s love is true,
Thank u Mom for being u.

The Miracle of Life
Nurtured by a woman
Who gave us
Love and sacrificeâ€¦
is â€œMOTHERâ€�

When you feel you are alone in the Crowd,
When you Think No one can Understand you,
When your love is rejected by others,
& when your hate your Life,
Just Close your eyes,
& see,
Her face who Loves you,
More than any one else,
Who Care for you in loneliness,
& dies when you cry.
She is no One,
But your Sweet Loving Mother.
Love your mom first.

There is no velvet so soft as a motherâ€™s lap,
no rose as lovely as her smile,
no path so flowery as that imprinted with her footsteps.

Mother love is the fuel that
enables a normal human being
to do the impossible.

A mother serves her sugar with
A bit of peppermint
To clarify the passages
That carry what she meant
When she first set to bear a soul
Quite separate from her own,
Whom she would cherish, yet must teach
To live and die alone.

M â€“ For the MILLION things she gave me,
O â€“ For sheâ€™s growing OLD,
T â€“ For the TEARS she shed to save me,
H â€“ For her HEART of purest gold,
E â€“ For her EYES, with love-light shining,
R â€“ For she is always RIGHT and always be.

Being a full-time mother is
one of the highest salaried jobsâ€¦
since the payment is pure love.

Once upon a memory
Someone wiped away a tear
Held me close and loved me,
Thank you, dear Mother .

If I have never said thank you for bringing me into the world I'd like to do that now.

The sweetest sounds to mortals given are heard in Mother, Home, and Heaven.

Never marry a man who hates his mother, because he'll end up hating you.

A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary.

The Best, Which Touched:

When I came home in the rain,
My Brother Asked: Why U Didnâ€™t take an Umbrella.
Sister:(Advised) why didnâ€™t U wait till rain stopped.
Father(Angrily) : Warned! only after getting cold, U will realize.
.
.
.

Mother: while drying my Hair, said,
â€œSTUPID RAIN! couldnâ€™t it wait, till my child came home.â€�
That's MAA (Mother)

Thursday, March 3, 2011

क्षणोक्षणी आठवण येते अन जाते

क्षणोक्षणी आठवण येते अन जाते
या आठवणिला तरी काही कळते
कधी त्रास देते तर कधी छळते
कधी पाकळ्यांप्रमाणे गळते

तर कधी फ़ुलाप्रमाणे फ़ुलते
ही आठवण अशी का वागते
जणू सुखद क्षणांमधून चमकते
कधी अश्रुंच्या धारांमधून वाहते

हुल्लड बालपन खेळातच रमाव

हुल्लड बालपन खेळातच रमाव
परिस॑गे जादुच्या दुनियेत शिराव
सदा मनि एकच विचार.....वाटते....
अदभुत कहितरि घडाव नकळ्त आज.

अभ्यासाचा बोजा तोच अवघड ग्रुह्पाठ
रोज रोज लिहुनि थकावे मग दुखते पाठ
कसि सुटि मिळेल शाळेला हा एकच विचार
नकळ्त घडावे कहितरि वाट्ते आज.

मग तारुन्यपन येत मिसरुड फुट्त ओठावर
वहि बोटावरुन फिरवताना मुलिकडे बघाव रोज
तिच्या होकारासाठि सतत ठरलेला पाठलाग
नैतिकतेचे भाषण देउन प्राध्यापक मग थकतात
सार कहि निरथक चा॑गल राहत बाजुला
नकळ्त घडावे कहितरि वाट्ते आज मला.

पदविधर होताच हि॑डावे नोकरिसाठि दाहिदिशा
सततचा नकार एकुनि जिव होइ वेडापिसा
काय शिकलो? किति शिकलो? याच गणित तेव्हा कराव
वेळेच महत्त्व किति असत याच भान तेव्हा उमजुन याव
अन चाहुल लागावि मनि दुखि होउनि
नकळ्त घडावे कहितरि वाट्ते आज मनि.

दिवसामागुन दिवस जातात वय उलटु लागत
जबाबदारिच ओझ जड होतच राहत
नकळ्त पानावतात डोळे तिचा चेहरा उभा राह्तो
कुठे असेल ति मन भुतकाळात डोकाउ लागत
एक अत्रुप्त इछ्या तिच्या सोबत जगन्याचि
गुदमरुन टाकते या जातिच्या पगड्यात
क्षणात ह्रुदय पिळवटुन निघत...
नकळ्त घडावे कहितरि वाट्ते आज.

बापाच नात मग जपाव लागत
त्या हळ्व्या क्षणा॑नि मन चिम्भ भिजुन जात
आपल बालपन आठ्वु लागत आपल्या मुलात तेव्हा
असेच होतो ना आपण हट्टि त्या वेळेला
सार कस उन्म्ळुन येत एकापाठोपठ एक
अन वाट्ते नकळत कहितरि घडावे आज.

मग अ॑ग थकत सार काहि थकत क्षिण होउन जात शरिर
नजरेसमोर दिसु लागत म्रुत्युच भयान प्रतिबिम्ब
हाति येते काठि तोच एकमेव आधार
सार काहि सुन सुन मावळत जाणारि स॑न्द्याकाळ
उशाकाल होइल का?.....चक्र असे हे नशिबाचे
तरिहि या स॑पलेल्या वळ्णावर कुठेतरि उगाचच का वाट्ते
नकळत कहितरि घडावे...........!
नकळत कहितरि घडावे ..........!

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

श्री स्वामी समर्थ

श्री स्वामी समर्थ

माणसाने कस परीसाप्रमाणे असाव , नेहमी दुसर्याच आयुष्य सोन्याच कराव पण स्वता परीस असल्याचा गर्व करू नये माणसाने कस परीजाताकासारख असाव सतत आपल आयुष्य दुसर्यावर उधळून द्याव , अन स्वताच्या सुगंधाचा जराही गर्व करू नये माझही आयुष्य असाच आहे मेहेंदी सारख जी हातावरून निघून जाते पण तिचा लाल रंग हातावर सोडून देते कोणीही किती वाईट वागाव हे ज्याच त्यान ठरवावं पण सार समजून माफ करेल तो खरा माणूस आणि मला असाच बनायला आवडेल

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Luck matters ;-)

With a pile of 300 resumes on his desk and a need to pick someone quickly, my boss told me to make calls on the bottom 50 and toss the rest. "Throw away 250 resumes?" I asked, shocked.
"What if the best candidates are in there?"

"You have a point," he said. "But then again, I don't need people with bad luck here."

- Becky Horowitz(Reader's digest)

When a Girl Cries

When a Girl Cries ------------ The World “Consoles” her

But when a boy cries ---------- Come on man don’t be A “Girl”

If A Girl slaps a Boy ----------- Definitely the Boy would have “done something”

If Boy Slaps a girl -------------- Rascal doesn’t know how to “Respect Ladies”

If a Girl is talking to Boys ----- She is “Very Friendly”

If a Boy talks to a Girl ---------- He is “flirting”

If a Girl meets with accident -------------------- Then its “mistake of others”

If a Boy meets with same accident ------------ Bloody you “don’t know how to Drive”

L And you call this world, "A male-dominant society"L