Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Do not think that things are impossible

"Do not think that things are impossible
And never give up the fight every day.
Always remember: when autumn
drop a flower, spring brings
another in its place ...!"
Make your destination!
The porch of his victory ...
Make a victory, the achievement ...
Of all your dreams ...
Make your dreams!
Come true ...
May the light illuminate the sky ...
Your way!

Forever...

Forever...

It's been hours
seems like days
since you went away
and all I do is check the screen
to see if you're okay
you don't answer when I phone
guess you wanna be left alone
so I'm sending you my heart my soul
and this is what I'll say

I'm sorry
oh so sorry can't you give me one more chance
to make it all up to you
E-mail my heart

and say our love will never die (and I)
I know you're out there
and I know that you still care (I know you care)
e-mail me back and say our love will stay alive
Forever...e-mail my heart

I can see you in my mind
coming on the line
and opening this letter
that I've sent a hundred times
here's a picture of us two (us two)
I look so good on you (on you)
and can't you please forgive me
for the hurt I put you through

I'm sorry
oh so sorry can't you give me one more chance
to make it all up to you

E-mail my heart
and say our love will never die (and I)
I know you're out there
and I know that you still care (I know you care)
e-mail me back and say our love will stay alive
Forever...e-mail my heart

I'm sorry
oh so sorry can't you give me one more chance
to make it all up to you

E-mail my heart
and say our love will never die (and I)
I know you're out there
and I know that you still care (I know you care)
e-mail me back and say our love will stay alive
Forever...e-mail my heart

Forever...e-mail my
forever...e-mail my heart

Look at the brighter side of things and things happen as per your thought.

Look at the brighter side of things and things happen as per your thought.

Look on the Bright Side
By Brian Tracy

The most important application of the law of cause and effect in your life is this: thoughts are causes, and conditions are effects. What this means is that your thought is creative. You create your world by the way you think. Nothing in your world has any meaning except for the meaning you give by how you think about it and talk about it. If you don't care about something, it has no effect on your emotions and actions.

How to be Happy
Many thousands of people have been interviewed over the years to find out what they think about most of the time. Can you guess what the most successful and happy people think about all day long? The answer is simple. Happy healthy people think about what they want, and how to get it, most of the time. When you think and talk about what you want, and how to get it, you feel happier and in greater control of your life.

How to be Unhappy
What do unhappy people think and talk about most of the time? Unfortunately, they think and talk about things they don't want. They think and talk about their problems and pains, and the people they don't like. Sometimes, their whole lives revolve around their complaints and criticisms. And the more they think and talk about what they don't want, the unhappier they become.

The Most Important Quality
Based on many psychological tests, the happiest people seem to have a special quality that enables them to live a better life than average. Can you guess what it is? It is the quality of optimism! The best news about optimism is that it is a learnable quality. You can learn to be a more positive, confident, and optimistic person by thinking the way optimists do—most of the time.

Look for the Good
Optimists seem to have different ways of dealing with the world that set them apart from the average. First, as we mentioned, they keep their minds on what they want, and keep looking for ways to get it. They are clear about their goals and they are confident that they will accomplish them, sooner or later. Second, optimists look for the good in every problem or difficulty. When things go wrong, as they often do, they say, "That's good!" and then set about finding something positive about the situation.

Seek the Valuable Lesson
The third quality of optimists is that they seek the valuable lesson in every setback or reversal. Rather than getting upset and blaming someone else for what has happened, they take control over their emotions by saying, "What can I learn from this experience?" Fully 95% of everything you do is determined by your habits, good or bad. When you repeatedly look for the good and seek the valuable lesson in every obstacle or disappointment, you very soon develop the habit of thinking like an optimist. As a result, you feel happier, healthier, and more in control of your world.

The Body-Mind Connection
More and more doctors are coming to the conclusion that 80% or more of all diseases and ailments are psychosomatic in origin. This means that "psycho," the mind, makes "soma," the body, sick. You do not get sick from what you are eating, but from what is eating you.

Action Exercise
Resolve from now on to see your glass of life half full rather than half empty. Give thanks for your many blessings in life rather than worrying or complaining about the things you do not have. Assume the best of intentions on the part of everyone around you.

Faltu PJs

एक दुधवाला दुध घेउन रस्त्याने जात असतो आणि अचानक तो दुध पिउन टाकतो... का?? . .. कारण मागुन गाडी हॉर्न वाजवते, पी.पी..पी...पी !! ---------------------


एकदा दोन कॉफी मग्स डायनींग टेबल वर भेटतात तर एक मग दुसर्‍या मगाला काय म्हणेल? उत्तर : काय मग काय चाल्लय? ------------------------


मास्तर : बंड्या 'रस असणे' वाक्यात उपयोग करुन दाखव... बंड्या : उसाचा रस काढणार्‍या माणसाला उसाचा रस काढण्यामधे फार रस होता....!! ------------------------


दोन झुरळे ICU मध्ये एकमेकांच्या शेजारी अ‍ॅडमीट असतात... प.झु.: काय 'बेगॉन' का...? दु.झु.: नाही रे ... 'पॅरॅगॉन'..!! ------------------------


अलीबाबा गुहा शोधायला चालत निघतो, चालुन चालुन खुपच दमतो, चालता चालता शेवटी एकदाची गुहा येते. तर तो काय म्हणेल? . आली बाबा !! ------------------------

लालु पी.एम. बनतो. गावात फेमस व्हायला म्हशींबरोबर फोटो काढतो. दुसर्‍या दिवशी पेपर मधे फ्रंट पेज वर तो फोटो येतो. खाली लिहिलेले असते, लालू, डावीकडुन तिसरा!! ------------------------

जेव्हा सिंहाची गर्जना होते तेव्हा काय होते ????? . . अरे टॉम अँड जेरी सुरु होते ... ------------------------


एकदा पाच मांजरी एका रिक्षेत शिरतात. रिक्षेवाला म्हणतो, "इतके लोक रिक्षेत नाही मावणार.." तर त्या मांजरी काय म्हणतील??? " माऊ माऊ"!! ------------------------


TECHNOLOGY IMPACT: Baba aaplya mulala sangat asatat," Karatya tula kiti vela sangitale ahe ki tuza janma zala hota, tula konatyahi website warun download kele navhate." -----------------------

पहिला मुलगा: माझे बाबा एव्हढे उंच आहेत की ते चालत्या विमानाला हात लावतात .... दुसरा मुलगा: माझे बाबा पण खुप उंच आहेत पण ते असला मूर्खपणा करत नाहीत .... -----------------------


जर बसंतीची मावशी ठाकूरला राखी बांधते तर बसंती आणि ठाकूर मधे नातं काय? . अरे विचार काय करताय? ठाकूरला हातच नव्हते --------------------------


शिवाजी महाराजांनी त्यांच्या किल्ल्यांचा काय उपयोग केला?? . राज्य करण्यासाठी?? . . नाही .. . . विचार करा.. . . सोप्पय ... . . कुलुप उघडण्यासाठी !!

Saturday, May 14, 2011

Its very difficult to get back to your past life once you moved on but if your past is damn beautiful you'll never say no.

Why sleep caught me off whenever I have to do something responsible ? O_o

For a Boy, it's easier to pick up 50 kg Girl but for the same Boy it's a testing task to pick up a 14.2Kg Gas Cylinder.

Dedication & Interest Matters! :-D

Monday, May 9, 2011

Sometimes an easy task become difficult not because of your competitor but because of your own surviving attitude.


Love is as much of an object as an obsession, everybody wants
it, everybody seeks it, but few ever achieve it, those who do will
cherish it, be lost in it, and among all, never... never forget it ....:

Man lost evrything in a fire.

A man lost evrything in a fire...
Next day he placed a signboard-
"Shop burnt..., House burnt...., Goods burnt..., But HOPE... NOT BURNT. Shop starts tomorrow...."

Have the same ATTITUDE when you have to do a thing...

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

I am missing.........

Let it go
Cause the hardest part is over.
Don't you say it
Cause I don't want to remember.
A little care,
Just a message that says, "I'm coming over."
A little time,
Cause it's you I wish to turn to
I'll get by...
It's your thought that really matters now.
Just one hour
Is all I ever needed from you somehow.
I'm relaxed,
But I'm scared and uncertain.
I'm afraid,
That you'll cause this heart broken.

You are hard to get over
Thoughts of you fill mine
I believe it's coming to an end
Maybe I'll just have to pretend
I'm missing you my special friend.

Smartness of words..:)

A wise man once sat in the audience & cracked a joke.
All laughed like crazy. After a moment he cracked the same joke again and a little less people laughed this time.
He cracked the same joke again & again, when there was no laughter in the crowd,
he smiled and said

"When u can't laugh on the same joke again & again, then why do u keep crying over the same thing over and over again.

1 A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company:
Drive Slowly, Don’t kill our Employee...Leave them to us

2 An interesting line written at the back of a Biker's T Shirt:
" If you are able to see this, Please tell me that my galfriend has fallen off"

3 Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..
Love is always present..
Its just that,
One loves too much,
and
The other loves too many,

4 Employee: Boss, Now I have got married... Please increase my salary!
BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occurring outside the company!

5 -Philosophy of life
At the beginning of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD,
Later on somehow the alphabets get reversed!

6 What is a Fear?
Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach
When pages of your book still smell new
and
Just few hours left for your exams!

7 Jus4Fun
Someone has rightly said, "A fool can ask More questions that a wise man cannot answer"
No Wonder why so many of us are speechless when lecturers ask questions!

8 Boy: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?
Shopkeeper: Oh sure! How about this card, it says "To the only Girl I ever loved!"
Boy: That's good, Give me 12 of them!

9 Long back,
A person who sacrificed his sleep,
forgot his family,
forgot his food,
forgot laughter were called "Saints"

But now they are called..
" Engineering professionals "

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Shaayreeee

Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar gaya peter,
Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar gaya peter,
Hero Honda Splendor 80km prati Litre.

Agar ho bimaar to dhundo chemist,
Agar ho bimaar to dhundo chemist,
My name is Khan & m not a terrorist.

Raat ke 2 baje baji ghar ki bell,
Raat ke 2 baje baji ghar ki bell,
Maine Gate Khola toh, Chowkidaar bola.......
ALL IZZ WELL
ALL IZZ WELL.

Karna padta hain apne kharcho pe kaabu,
Karna padta hain apne kharcho pe kaabu,
Ek chutki sindur ki kimaat tum kya jaano ramesh babu..??

Tum bin hum yu kaise ji paayenge,
Tum bin hum yu kaise ji paayenge,
"Aayenge...! Mere Karan - Arjun aayenge..."

Call karne se pehle, balance jaachna,
Call karne se pehle, balance jaachna,
Basanti inn kutto ke saamne mat naachna..

IPL ke matches dekh ke logon ko maza aa raha hai,
IPL ke matches dekh ke logon ko maza aa raha hai,
12 saal se Daya ek hi Qualis Chala raha hai.

Hollywood ka hero hain TOM CRUZ,
Hollywood ka hero hain TOM CRUZ,
Pudhil Station Santa cruz...
Agla Station Santa cruz..
Next Station Santacruz.

Na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera mehmaan,
Na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera mehmaan,
And the award goes to A.R.Rehman.

Manchester United mein khelta hai ROONEY,
Manchester United mein khelta hai ROONEY,
ACP pradhuymann ne kaha " aakhir chahta kya hain khooni"

Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,
Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,
Diagram galat hogaya, rubber de rubber..!

Q:Why a person with broken heart doesnt need general knowledge?..
A:Jab dil he toot gaya, toh "G.K" kya karein.

ARZ KIYA Hai...

ARZ KIYA Hai...
Jis bus me bthe ho hasinaye,

Us bus k shishe chatak jaya krte h..

driver chahe jitne tez chalaye gaddi,

Diwane fr bi latak kr chd jaya krte h..