Smartness of words..:)

A wise man once sat in the audience & cracked a joke.
All laughed like crazy. After a moment he cracked the same joke again and a little less people laughed this time.
He cracked the same joke again & again, when there was no laughter in the crowd,
he smiled and said

"When u can't laugh on the same joke again & again, then why do u keep crying over the same thing over and over again.

1 A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company:
Drive Slowly, Don’t kill our Employee...Leave them to us

2 An interesting line written at the back of a Biker's T Shirt:
" If you are able to see this, Please tell me that my galfriend has fallen off"

3 Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..
Love is always present..
Its just that,
One loves too much,
and
The other loves too many,

4 Employee: Boss, Now I have got married... Please increase my salary!
BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occurring outside the company!

5 -Philosophy of life
At the beginning of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD,
Later on somehow the alphabets get reversed!

6 What is a Fear?
Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach
When pages of your book still smell new
and
Just few hours left for your exams!

7 Jus4Fun
Someone has rightly said, "A fool can ask More questions that a wise man cannot answer"
No Wonder why so many of us are speechless when lecturers ask questions!

8 Boy: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?
Shopkeeper: Oh sure! How about this card, it says "To the only Girl I ever loved!"
Boy: That's good, Give me 12 of them!

9 Long back,
A person who sacrificed his sleep,
forgot his family,
forgot his food,
forgot laughter were called "Saints"

But now they are called..
" Engineering professionals "