A wise man once sat in the audience & cracked a joke.
All laughed like crazy. After a moment he cracked the same joke again and a little less people laughed this time.
He cracked the same joke again & again, when there was no laughter in the crowd,
he smiled and said
"When u can't laugh on the same joke again & again, then why do u keep crying over the same thing over and over again.
1 A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company:
Drive Slowly, Don’t kill our Employee...Leave them to us
2 An interesting line written at the back of a Biker's T Shirt:
" If you are able to see this, Please tell me that my galfriend has fallen off"
3 Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..
Love is always present..
Its just that,
One loves too much,
The other loves too many,
4 Employee: Boss, Now I have got married... Please increase my salary!
BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occurring outside the company!
5 -Philosophy of life
At the beginning of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD,
Later on somehow the alphabets get reversed!
6 What is a Fear?
Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach
When pages of your book still smell new
Just few hours left for your exams!
Someone has rightly said, "A fool can ask More questions that a wise man cannot answer"
No Wonder why so many of us are speechless when lecturers ask questions!
8 Boy: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?
Shopkeeper: Oh sure! How about this card, it says "To the only Girl I ever loved!"
Boy: That's good, Give me 12 of them!
9 Long back,
A person who sacrificed his sleep,
forgot his family,
forgot his food,
forgot laughter were called "Saints"
But now they are called..
" Engineering professionals "