Saturday, July 9, 2011

Suraksha Week !!! :)

Police wale ne car wale ko roka aur kaha:-

Ye suraksha week hai... Aap belt pahen kar car chala rahe ho, isliye aapko Rs. 1000 ka inaam diya jata hai., Aap is inaam ka kya karoge ?

Car driver:- Main is inaam se apna drivng licence banwaunga.

Pichhli seat par baithi uski maa boli:- Iski baat ka yakin mat karo. Ye sharab pi kar kuchh bhi bolta hai.

Uske papa neend se jage aur police ko dekh ke bole - Mujhe pata tha ki chori ki car me hum zyada dur nahi ja payenge.

Tabhi dikki se awaz ayi - Bhai humne border paar kar liya kya?

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