A man lost evrything in a fire...
Next day he placed a signboard-
"Shop burnt..., House burnt...., Goods burnt..., But HOPE... NOT BURNT. Shop starts tomorrow...."
Have the same ATTITUDE when you have to do a thing...
Some lovely poems and quotes I found.... Not written by me!!!! Also some good jokes...
Monday, May 9, 2011
Wednesday, May 4, 2011
I am missing.........
Let it go
Cause the hardest part is over.
Don't you say it
Cause I don't want to remember.
A little care,
Just a message that says, "I'm coming over."
A little time,
Cause it's you I wish to turn to
I'll get by...
It's your thought that really matters now.
Just one hour
Is all I ever needed from you somehow.
I'm relaxed,
But I'm scared and uncertain.
I'm afraid,
That you'll cause this heart broken.
You are hard to get over
Thoughts of you fill mine
I believe it's coming to an end
Maybe I'll just have to pretend
I'm missing you my special friend.
Cause the hardest part is over.
Don't you say it
Cause I don't want to remember.
A little care,
Just a message that says, "I'm coming over."
A little time,
Cause it's you I wish to turn to
I'll get by...
It's your thought that really matters now.
Just one hour
Is all I ever needed from you somehow.
I'm relaxed,
But I'm scared and uncertain.
I'm afraid,
That you'll cause this heart broken.
You are hard to get over
Thoughts of you fill mine
I believe it's coming to an end
Maybe I'll just have to pretend
I'm missing you my special friend.
Smartness of words..:)
A wise man once sat in the audience & cracked a joke.
All laughed like crazy. After a moment he cracked the same joke again and a little less people laughed this time.
He cracked the same joke again & again, when there was no laughter in the crowd,
he smiled and said
"When u can't laugh on the same joke again & again, then why do u keep crying over the same thing over and over again.
1 A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company:
Drive Slowly, Don’t kill our Employee...Leave them to us
2 An interesting line written at the back of a Biker's T Shirt:
" If you are able to see this, Please tell me that my galfriend has fallen off"
3 Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..
Love is always present..
Its just that,
One loves too much,
and
The other loves too many,
4 Employee: Boss, Now I have got married... Please increase my salary!
BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occurring outside the company!
5 -Philosophy of life
At the beginning of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD,
Later on somehow the alphabets get reversed!
6 What is a Fear?
Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach
When pages of your book still smell new
and
Just few hours left for your exams!
7 Jus4Fun
Someone has rightly said, "A fool can ask More questions that a wise man cannot answer"
No Wonder why so many of us are speechless when lecturers ask questions!
8 Boy: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?
Shopkeeper: Oh sure! How about this card, it says "To the only Girl I ever loved!"
Boy: That's good, Give me 12 of them!
9 Long back,
A person who sacrificed his sleep,
forgot his family,
forgot his food,
forgot laughter were called "Saints"
But now they are called..
" Engineering professionals "
All laughed like crazy. After a moment he cracked the same joke again and a little less people laughed this time.
He cracked the same joke again & again, when there was no laughter in the crowd,
he smiled and said
"When u can't laugh on the same joke again & again, then why do u keep crying over the same thing over and over again.
1 A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company:
Drive Slowly, Don’t kill our Employee...Leave them to us
2 An interesting line written at the back of a Biker's T Shirt:
" If you are able to see this, Please tell me that my galfriend has fallen off"
3 Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..
Love is always present..
Its just that,
One loves too much,
and
The other loves too many,
4 Employee: Boss, Now I have got married... Please increase my salary!
BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occurring outside the company!
5 -Philosophy of life
At the beginning of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD,
Later on somehow the alphabets get reversed!
6 What is a Fear?
Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach
When pages of your book still smell new
and
Just few hours left for your exams!
7 Jus4Fun
Someone has rightly said, "A fool can ask More questions that a wise man cannot answer"
No Wonder why so many of us are speechless when lecturers ask questions!
8 Boy: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?
Shopkeeper: Oh sure! How about this card, it says "To the only Girl I ever loved!"
Boy: That's good, Give me 12 of them!
9 Long back,
A person who sacrificed his sleep,
forgot his family,
forgot his food,
forgot laughter were called "Saints"
But now they are called..
" Engineering professionals "
Tuesday, May 3, 2011
Shaayreeee
Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar gaya peter,
Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar gaya peter,
Hero Honda Splendor 80km prati Litre.
Agar ho bimaar to dhundo chemist,
Agar ho bimaar to dhundo chemist,
My name is Khan & m not a terrorist.
Raat ke 2 baje baji ghar ki bell,
Raat ke 2 baje baji ghar ki bell,
Maine Gate Khola toh, Chowkidaar bola.......
ALL IZZ WELL
ALL IZZ WELL.
Karna padta hain apne kharcho pe kaabu,
Karna padta hain apne kharcho pe kaabu,
Ek chutki sindur ki kimaat tum kya jaano ramesh babu..??
Tum bin hum yu kaise ji paayenge,
Tum bin hum yu kaise ji paayenge,
"Aayenge...! Mere Karan - Arjun aayenge..."
Call karne se pehle, balance jaachna,
Call karne se pehle, balance jaachna,
Basanti inn kutto ke saamne mat naachna..
IPL ke matches dekh ke logon ko maza aa raha hai,
IPL ke matches dekh ke logon ko maza aa raha hai,
12 saal se Daya ek hi Qualis Chala raha hai.
Hollywood ka hero hain TOM CRUZ,
Hollywood ka hero hain TOM CRUZ,
Pudhil Station Santa cruz...
Agla Station Santa cruz..
Next Station Santacruz.
Na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera mehmaan,
Na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera mehmaan,
And the award goes to A.R.Rehman.
Manchester United mein khelta hai ROONEY,
Manchester United mein khelta hai ROONEY,
ACP pradhuymann ne kaha " aakhir chahta kya hain khooni"
Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,
Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,
Diagram galat hogaya, rubber de rubber..!
Q:Why a person with broken heart doesnt need general knowledge?..
A:Jab dil he toot gaya, toh "G.K" kya karein.
Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar gaya peter,
Hero Honda Splendor 80km prati Litre.
Agar ho bimaar to dhundo chemist,
Agar ho bimaar to dhundo chemist,
My name is Khan & m not a terrorist.
Raat ke 2 baje baji ghar ki bell,
Raat ke 2 baje baji ghar ki bell,
Maine Gate Khola toh, Chowkidaar bola.......
ALL IZZ WELL
ALL IZZ WELL.
Karna padta hain apne kharcho pe kaabu,
Karna padta hain apne kharcho pe kaabu,
Ek chutki sindur ki kimaat tum kya jaano ramesh babu..??
Tum bin hum yu kaise ji paayenge,
Tum bin hum yu kaise ji paayenge,
"Aayenge...! Mere Karan - Arjun aayenge..."
Call karne se pehle, balance jaachna,
Call karne se pehle, balance jaachna,
Basanti inn kutto ke saamne mat naachna..
IPL ke matches dekh ke logon ko maza aa raha hai,
IPL ke matches dekh ke logon ko maza aa raha hai,
12 saal se Daya ek hi Qualis Chala raha hai.
Hollywood ka hero hain TOM CRUZ,
Hollywood ka hero hain TOM CRUZ,
Pudhil Station Santa cruz...
Agla Station Santa cruz..
Next Station Santacruz.
Na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera mehmaan,
Na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera mehmaan,
And the award goes to A.R.Rehman.
Manchester United mein khelta hai ROONEY,
Manchester United mein khelta hai ROONEY,
ACP pradhuymann ne kaha " aakhir chahta kya hain khooni"
Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,
Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,
Diagram galat hogaya, rubber de rubber..!
Q:Why a person with broken heart doesnt need general knowledge?..
A:Jab dil he toot gaya, toh "G.K" kya karein.
ARZ KIYA Hai...
ARZ KIYA Hai...
Jis bus me bthe ho hasinaye,
Us bus k shishe chatak jaya krte h..
driver chahe jitne tez chalaye gaddi,
Diwane fr bi latak kr chd jaya krte h..
Jis bus me bthe ho hasinaye,
Us bus k shishe chatak jaya krte h..
driver chahe jitne tez chalaye gaddi,
Diwane fr bi latak kr chd jaya krte h..
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