I love you my friend ...

Hi,
I'm here to thank you for the affection you have with me
and I make a request:
Pray for me!
For I'm going through a very delicate moment in my life:
It's very serious, I went to the doctor today and
the cardiologist found that I have you in the heart,
the doctor who takes care of the sleeping area,
told me that makes me dream of you as well,
the psychologist said that you think is good,
the audiologist said to speak and hear his name is great!
The physiotherapist said that walking in your company is good,
but I had a warning:
said stay away from you is bad for my health.
And that their presence felt even virtually, the computer is the best medicine,
and your affection prescribed each hour in continuous use.
So I depend on your friendship, your kindness,
promise me you'll take care of my health?
I love you my friend ...
Many caresses.

It is funny

It is funny

It is funny how hello always ends with a goodbye,
It is funny how good memories can start to make you cry.
It is funny how forever never really seems to last,
It is funny how much you`d lose if you forgot about your past.
It is funny how friends can just leave you when you are down,
It is funny how when you need someone they are never around.
It is funny how people change and think they`re so much better,
It is funny how many lies can be packed in one "love letter".
It is funny how people forgive even though they can't forget,
It is funny how one night can contain so much regret.
It is funny how ironic life turns out to be
but the funniest part of all, none of that is funny to me.

A different Love letter and a beautiful reply

A teenage college guy sent a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate.  My Dearest Ishaa,  Please answer the following questionnaire. For Options  (A) 10 marks,  (b) 5marks and  (c) 3 marks.  **********  1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me because:  (a) of love  (b) you couldn't control seeing me  (c) really ... Am I doing it?  **********  2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at me because:  (a) you always like to see me smiling  (b) you are testing whether I like jokes  (c) you are attracted by my smile  **********  3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately you stopped singing because:  (a) you are so coy to sing before me  (b) my presence influenced you  (c) you feared that whether I'll like your song  **********  4) When you were showing your childhood photo, when I asked for it, you hide it because:  (a) you felt ashamed  (b) you felt uneasy  (c) you don't know  **********  5) During trekking, myself and my friend gave you hand for lifting you and you took only my friend's because:  (a) you enjoyed my disappointment  (b) you won't feel leaving my hand after grabbing  (c) you don't know  **********  6) You were waiting yesterday for bus and didn't get into your bus...  (a) you were waiting for me  (b) you were dreaming about me and didn't notice the bus  (c) that bus was crowded  **********  7) You introduced me to your parents when they came to college because:  (a) I am going to be your groom  (b) you just want to know what your parents think about me  (c) just you felt like introducing me to them  **********  I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next day, you came with a rose on your head because:  (a) to fulfill my wish  (b) you like roses  (c) by chance you got a rose  **********  9) On that day, it was my birthday. You too came to temple early at 6:00 A.M because:  (a) you want to pray along with me  (b) you want to meet me before any one could meet on my birthday  (c) you want to wish me at temple because you are spiritual.  **********  If you have scored more than 40, then you are loving me. Don't delay in expressing it.  If you have scored between 30 and 40, love is budding in your heart and it's getting ready to bloom. If you have scored less than 30, you are in confusion whether to love me or not.  Eagerly awaiting your reply..  Love , Aanshu  ************ *********  Ishaa's reply letter was also in Q/A format ........  Aanshu ,  Please answer the following Yes/No questionnaire. **********  1) If somebody sits in the first row, normally people entering the class, sees them.  (a) Yes (b) No  **********  2) If a girl laughs and looks anyone, is it love?  (a) Yes (b) No  **********  3) While singing, if somebody forgets lines of the songs, will he/she stop singing or not?  (a) Yes (b) No  **********  4) I was showing to my friends (who are all girls) my childhood photo.  You poked your nose inside..... Right ?  (a) Yes (b) No  **********  5) I avoided to hold your hand during trekking. Couldn't you understand yet?  (a) Yes (b) No  **********  6) Should I not wait for my best friend ( Anjali ) at the bus stand?  (a)Yes (b) No  **********  7) Shouldn't I introduce you to my parents as a friend?  (a) Yes (b) No  **********  You have said you also like Lotus, cauliflower, banana's flower. Is it true ?  (a) Yes (b) No  **********  9) Oh was that your birthday. That's why I could see you in temple. I come daily to Temple . Do you know ?  (a) Yes (b) No  If you have answered "Yes" to any of the question, then I am not loving you. If you have answered "No", then you don't know the meaning of Love.  Hope everything is clear to you .

Chai k Liye jaise Toast hota hai..

Chai k Liye jaise Toast hota hai,
Waise har ek BOSS zaruri hota hai.
Koi friday evening review par bulaye
Koi saturday ko bhi office bulaye

Ek teri idea ko apna bataye,
Aur Ek tera target har month badhaye
Koi nature se gentle,
koi sadist hota hai,
Par har ek boss zaruri hota hai.

Ek ghadi ghadi review kare par kabhi kabhi advice (Bakwaas) de
Ek kabhi kabhi review kare aur ghadi ghadi advice (Bakwaas) de

Koi Gyan ka ghoomta phirta satellite,
Koi din raat rakhe team ko tight;
Koi welcomed hai, koi forced hota hai
Par har ek boss zaruri hota hai

Koi bossy boss,
koi friendly boss
Koi Data crazy excel boss.
Moody boss, koi gloomy boss
Early morning office aane wala Boss,
Koi late night jaane wala Boss

Koi promote na kare aur appraisal me tarsaye
Koi good suggestion ko bhi thukhraye
Koi best friend aur, koi aloof hota hai
Par har ek boss Zaruri hota hai !! :)

New full forms issued by the Politician s of India :

New full
forms issued by the Politician s of
India :
UPA – Useless People Alliance
NDA – Non-Democr atic Alliance
CWG – Congress Wealth Gains
MMS – Man Mohan Sonia
BRB – Babu Receives Bribes
LOL – Loot Our Lockers
SOS – Save our Swiss (accounts )
FYI – For Your Inconvenie nce
And finally we have a full form
for the
government: RIP – Rule India
Properly!! : 




ATTENTION: I am here to make a very important ANNOUNCEMENT.
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Listen CAREFULLY.
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But, first please put your cellphones in MANMOHAN SINGH MODE........ ROFL.....