Yeh mousam yeh mast nazarey

Pyar karo to in se karo

Kartey hain yeh tum ko isharey

Pyaar karo to in se karo

Ethlati yeh shokh hawayeen

Bahti nadiya chanchal dhareen

Khilti kaliyan urtey badal

Sach mano yeh sab hain tumare

Jewanbhar k hain yeh saharey

Pyaar karo to in se karo

Kahti hain rangeen bahareen

Dil main pyaar k deep jala lo

Ban jao tum meet kisi k

Aur kisi ko apna bana lo

Phuloon main hain rang tumare

Pyaar karo to in se karo

Everyone in the World would say, u have changed a lot...
But no one in d world wud luk into ur Eyes n say, u have compromised a lot....


Girl:- Do you like me? :)
Boy:- No (Girl got sad) :-(
Boy:- Why are you sad? :-/
Girl:- Because you don't like me. :(
Boy:- You never asked if I Love you
Girl:- Aww! Do you Love me? :-O
Boy: NO! :-D


Some faces turn red when you smile.
(shyness)
Some faces turn blue when you smile.
(anger)
Some faces turn yellow when you smile.
(jealous)
Some faces turn white when you smile.
(surprised)
And some just turn pink to make you smile.
(care)


Why do we become just a memory for some people while we are still alive !!!


Be careful with your words. Once they're said, they can only be forgiven, not forgotten.


SIMPLE TRUTH 1

Partners help each other undress before sex.
However after sex, they always dress on their own.
Moral of the story:
In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.


Don't believe everything you hear or you see. There are always three sides to every story.
Yours, theirs & the truth !!!


The way of life,is to meet and depart,But the hope of life is to depart and then meeting each other again.Always have faith and be hopeful.


जीवन में सदा , फूलों की तरह खिलते रहिये |
कारवां है तो , मंजिल की ओर बढते रहिये |
अंधकार तो , एक पल में दूर हो जायेगा |
जिन्दगी भौर है , सूरज की तरह निकलते रहिये |


ऐश्वर्या pregnant आहे, बच्चननी खुश होऊन गोड बातमी tweet केली, जया confuse झाली आणि अभिषेक म्हणतोय no Idea...


‎"Before you Break Someone's Heart,
Make Sure you are Not in it."

Zindagi itne Dard deti hai,

Zindagi itne Dard deti hai,
Dil me fir bhi Ummid rehti hai,
Dil kehta hai kuch nhi hoga,
Par kuch to hoga Ummid kehti hai..!!

How Lokpal Bill Can Stop Corruption!!!

As you all know, Anna Hazare led the fight against Government to introduce the Lokpal bill. But many politicians (from all parties) are against it as it will completely curb the corruption and politicians will not be able to make out any money. Many politicians are opposing Lokpal bill by giving reasons like it is difficult to follow this bill or it is complicated process, etc. Given below are the reasons how the procedures of Lokpal bill are different from existing Indian political system. Existing System System Proposed by civil society No politician or senior officer ever goes to jail despite huge evidence because Anti Corruption Branch (ACB) and CBI directly come under the government. Before starting investigation or initiating prosecution in any case, they have to take permission from the same bosses, against whom the case has to be investigated. Lokpal at centre and Lokayukta at state level will be independent bodies. ACB and CBI will be merged into these bodies. They will have power to initiate investigations and prosecution against any officer or politician without needing anyoneⳠpermission. Investigation should be completed within 1 year and trial to get over in next 1 year. Within two years, the corrupt should go to jail. No corrupt officer is dismissed from the job because Central Vigilance Commission, which is supposed to dismiss corrupt officers, is only an advisory body. Whenever it advises government to dismiss any senior corrupt officer, its advice is never implemented. Lokpal and Lokayukta will have complete powers to order dismissal of a corrupt officer. CVC and all departmental vigilance will be merged into Lokpal and state vigilance will be merged into Lokayukta. No action is taken against corrupt judges because permission is required from the Chief Justice of India to even register an FIR against corrupt judges. Lokpal & Lokayukta shall have powers to investigate and prosecute any judge without needing anyoneⳠpermission. Nowhere to go - People expose corruption but no action is taken on their complaints. Lokpal & Lokayukta will have to enquire into and hear every complaint. There is so much corruption within CBI and vigilance departments. Their functioning is so secret that it encourages corruption within these agencies. All investigations in Lokpal & Lokayukta shall be transparent. After completion of investigation, all case records shall be open to public. Complaint against any staff of Lokpal & Lokayukta shall be enquired and punishment announced within two months. Weak and corrupt people are appointed as heads of anti-corruption agencies. Politicians will have absolutely no say in selectionsof Chairperson and members of Lokpal & Lokayukta. Selections will take place through a transparent and public participatory process. Citizens face harassment in government offices. Sometimes they are forced to pay bribes. One can only complaint to senior officers. No action is taken on complaints because senior officers also get their cut. Lokpal & Lokayukta will get public grievances resolved in time bound manner, impose a penalty of Rs 250 per day of delay to be deducted from the salary of guilty officer and award that amount as compensation to the aggrieved citizen. Nothing in law to recover ill-gotten wealth. A corrupt person can come out of jail and enjoy that money. Loss caused to the government due to corruption will be recovered from all accused. Small punishment for corruption - Punishment for corruption is minimum 6 months and maximum 7 years. Enhanced punishment - The punishment would be minimum 5 years and maximum of life imprisonment. PLEASE FORWARD THIS TO EVERY INDIAN. People should know the importance of Lokpal bill. It's our duty to protect our hard-earned tax money from these criminal and corrupt politicians.

मित्रांचे कट्टे आजकाल ओसंच पडतात....

मित्रहो ,

मित्रांचे कट्टे आजकाल ओसंच पडतात..
कुणी 'orkut' वर तर कुणी 'Facebook' वर जमतात..

प्रत्यक्ष भेटीत सगळेच बुचकळयात पडतात..
कारण सगळे विषय 'chat' वरच संपलेले असतात..

मग 'chat' वर भेटूच " याचं Promise होतं..
आणि संभाषणातून 'Sign out' केलं जातं. ..

'लाल' 'हिरव्या ' दिव्यांच्या गर्दित मग हरवायला होतं...
घट्ट पकडलेलया हातांनाही सैल सुटायला होतं..


ताप आल्याच आजकाल आईच्या आधी 'Facebook' ला कळत..
औषध पेक्षा 'Take Care' च्या डोसेजनीच तापालाही पळायला होतं..

मनातलं सगळं 'Facebook' वर ओकायची मैत्रीत गरजच का असावी?
नात्यांना धरून ठेवायला 'Net''ची जाळीच का असावी?

कधीतरी वाटतं पुन्हा कट्ट्यावर जमावं..
'chat' ला गप्पानी आणि 'Smile' ना हस्यानी replace करावं..

शब्दापेक्षा सोबतीचं सामर्थ्य जास्त असतं
मैत्रीचे खरं समाधान खंद्यावरच्या हातात असतं....