New full forms issued by the Politician s of India :

New full
forms issued by the Politician s of
India :
UPA – Useless People Alliance
NDA – Non-Democr atic Alliance
CWG – Congress Wealth Gains
MMS – Man Mohan Sonia
BRB – Babu Receives Bribes
LOL – Loot Our Lockers
SOS – Save our Swiss (accounts )
FYI – For Your Inconvenie nce
And finally we have a full form
for the
government: RIP – Rule India
Properly!! : 




ATTENTION: I am here to make a very important ANNOUNCEMENT.
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Listen CAREFULLY.
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But, first please put your cellphones in MANMOHAN SINGH MODE........ ROFL..... 

‎1 Admi ne Anna Hazare Ji se puchha :

" Kafan me jeb kyun nhi hoti..??? "

' Anna ji ' ne javab diya :

"Beta, kyunki maut kabhi Rishwat nhi leti...."

STOP CORRUPTION !!




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Once Kapil Sibbal, Digvijay Singh & Chindambaram were travelling in a helicopter,
Sibbal drops a 100 Rs Note & says,
"I made one poor indian happy"
Digvijay drops two 50 Rs notes & says,
"I made 2 poor indians happy"
Chiddu (Lungi) drops 100 one ruppes coins & says,
" I made 100 poor indians happy"
Hearing this PILOT laughs & says,
"I will drop down all 3 0f you & make '125 Corer Indian' forever happy....!"
Pilot was ANNA Hazare..)
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एक दिन सोनिया गांधी के सपने में महात्मा गांधीजी आकर बोले, "मैने मरते समय कॉंग्रेस को सादगी, ईमानदारी, टोपी, चश्मा और डंडा दिया था, कहॉं है वो?" सोनियाने अत्यंत विनम्रतासे कहा, "टोपी तो राहुल लोगोंको पहना रहा है. सादगी मेरे और प्रियंका के पास है. चश्मा मनमोहन के पास है. ईमानदारी स्विस और ईटली के बैंक में सेफ है और डंडा आम आदमी की सेवा में लगा रखा है.''

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सोनिया जिसकी मम्मी है, वो सरकार निक्कमी है.
मनमोहन जिसका ताऊ है, वो सरकार बिकाऊ है !

सोनिया गांधी चिँगम है, अण्णा हजारे सिँघम है

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The Haircut Funny and clean...

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.

After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. 

When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door .

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop. 

The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and left the shop.

The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it .

REMEMBER, POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS SHOULD BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON

पूर्ण एकाग्रता सफलता हेतु अनिवार्य हैः कृष्ण का निष्काम कर्म सिद्धान्त

पूर्ण एकाग्रता सफलता हेतु अनिवार्य हैः कृष्ण का निष्काम कर्म सिद्धान्त
हर कार्य में सफलता प्राप्त करने हेतु अपना सो प्रतिशत लगाना जरूरी है। पूर्ण एकाग्रता से कार्य करने पर सफलता मिलती है। कार्य को पूरी तन्मयता से करना चाहिए। हमें पूरी तरह तन, मन व भाव से कार्य करना चाहिए तभी हम सम्पूर्ण हो पाते है। अन्यथा हम बिखरे-बिखरे से रहते है। कार्य को समग्रता से करने पर ही आनन्द मिलता है। यह एक आध्यात्मिक सत्य भी है। गीता में कृष्ण का निष्काम कर्म सिद्धान्त यही है कि कार्य करते वक्त लक्ष्य को भी भूलाकर पूर्णता से कार्य करें। कार्य करने वाले को अपनी ऊर्जा को अन्यत्र नहीं जाने देना चाहिए। जब हम कार्य को बेमन से करते है तो स्वयं की निगाह में गिर जाते है। व खुद को ही अच्छा नहीं लगता है। कार्य को पूर्णता से करने पर मिली असफलता भी दुःख नहीं देती है। कार्य को करने की खुशी तत्क्षण मिल जाती है वही उसका ईनाम है। जीवन में सफल होने के लिए हमें सब कुछ दांव पर लगाना होता है। हम आधें-अधुरे जीते है। हम अपने आपको बाजी पर नहीं लगातें हेै। सफलता के लिए बाजी लगाना अनिवार्य है।

असंतुलित व्यक्ति अपने को एकाग्र नहीं कर सकता है। विचारों में उलझा हुए सौ प्रतिशत कैसे लगाएं। इसकी कोई प्रत्यक्ष विधि नहीं है। इस हेतु व्यक्ति को अपने मन को नियन्त्रण करना पड़ता है। इसमें योग प्राणायाम व त्राटक सहायक है। कोई भी व्यक्ति कहने से अपना सौ प्रतिशत नहीं लगा सकता है क्योंकि हम सभी बंटे हुए है। विभाजित मन के होते हुए एकाग्र होना बहुत कठिन है। मन के विभाजन को समाप्त करने पर स्वतः ही व्यक्ति एकाग्र हो जाता है। ऐसे मंे व्यक्ति दृष्टा भाव रखते हुए कर्म कर सकता है।

मन की शक्ति उस जल-प्रताप की तरह है जोे साधारणतः यों ही मुद्दतों से गिरता और बहता रहता है, पर यदि उसी से पनचक्की या बिजली बनाने का कार्य किया जाय तो आश्चर्यजनक लाभ प्राप्त होता है। वह निरर्थक दीखने वाला झरना बहुत लाभदायक एवं उपयोगी सिद्ध होता है। मन में जो प्रचण्ड शक्ति भरी है उसका महत्त्व जिन्होेेंने जान लिया वे अपना सारा ध्यान मन को नियन्त्रित कर सफलता प्राप्ति में लगाते हैं।

Ho Gaya

Mujhe se rukhsat hue usey ek zamana ho gaya
dil par jo tha daag ab wo bhi purana ho gaya
dekho kya taazgi hai aaj bhi naam main unke
lete hi ye gummo ka mausam suhana ho gaya
tarjuma umr ka sath na de saka der tak uska
mera aaine ka tarjuma ab buzurgana ho gaya
kyon na shikayatain apne dushmano se karu
zeher jo aapne ne diya wo haqimana ho gaya

mere saaqi ki kya khata ke hai wo abhi naya
chalak ke un ankho se gira paimana ho gaya
maikado ki is bhid se ghabraa gaya tha dil
gaalib mile kal mera ghar mikhana ho gaya
wo jinki khatir majnu fira sehra main ek umr
suna ki laila ne kaha majnu diwana ho gaya
wo zakhm de de kar mera imtehaan lete rahe
jurm mera zakhmo per aansu bahana ho gaya

dil hi tha ke khud ko ujadta dekh raha tha
umiddo se sajaya tha jise ab virana ho gaya
kabhi tha hum per karam to ab sitam bhi nahi
kal tak jo tha apna yahan ab begana ho gaya
maine apni mazar per padha hai fateha
ab khudkushi un se dosti nibhana ho gaya

There are love that conquers death

There are love that conquers death
by J N Matos


There are loves that last one day, others last one month, some last a year,
and last few decades and only a lifelong ...
There are loves that are material in planes, others bring lush sensations,
some of us do live in a fantasy world and just bring us peace and certainty ...
There are loves that are forgotten, others are little remembered, some are
never pronounced and only one is perpetuated ...
There are lovers who leave sorrow, let others live fruit, leave some gifts,
leave few joys and leaves only a sublime permanence of marriage ...
There are loves that come up, others are dressed, some are dreamed,
few are experienced and only one is irreplaceable ...
There are so loves, that may or may bring, but only true love can perpetuate
life and defeat death ...

AGE

AGE
When I closed to new ideas and become radical ...

AGE
while the new scare me and my mind insists on not accepting ...

AGE
when I become impatient, stubborn and can not talk ...

AGE
my thought when leaving his house and returns without adding anything...

AGE
at most, then worry blame myself for not having had reason to worry ...

AGE
when I think too much about myself and therefore, other, completely forget ...

AGE
when I think of daring and already envision the price I will pay for the act, even insist that the facts contradict me!

AGE
when I have the chance to love and then the heart begins to think:
"Is that worth taking the risk to give me? Will it pay off?"

AGE
when I allow fatigue and discouragement take care of my soul and putme to complain ...

AGING,
Finally, when I stop fighting ...

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"Let your body grow old, but never your heart ...."

Happy Friendships Day!!

I Would!
Think about this for a minute....
If you happened to show up on my door step crying,
I would care!

If you called me and asked
me to pick you up because something happened,
I would come!

If you had one day left to live your life,
I would want to be part of
that last day!

If you needed a shoulder to cry on,
I would give you mine!

Do you know what the relationship is between your two eyes?

They blink together,
they move together,
they cry together,
they see things together,
and they sleep together,
but they never see each other;
.....that's what Friendship is.


I love you my dear friend...

The Most Beautiful Heart

One day a young man was standing in the middle of the town proclaiming that he had the most beautiful heart in the whole valley.

A large crowd gathered and they all admired his heart for it was perfect. There was not a mark or a flaw in it. Yes, they all agreed it truly was the most beautiful heart they had ever seen. The young man was very proud and boasted more loudly about his beautiful heart.

Suddenly, an old man appeared at the front of the crowd and said, "Why your heart is not nearly as beautiful as mine."

The crowd and the young man looked at the old man's heart. It was beating strongly, but full of scars, it had places where pieces had been removed and other pieces put in, but they didn't fit quite right and there were several jagged edges. In fact, in some places there were deep gouges where whole pieces were missing.

The people stared ­ "How can he say his heart is more beautiful?" they thought.

The young man looked at the old man's heart and saw its state and laughed. "You must be joking," he said. "Compare your heart with mine, mine is perfect and yours is a mess of scars and tears."

"Yes," said the old man, "Yours is perfect looking but I would never trade with you. You see, every scar represents a person to whom have given my love - I tear out a piece of my heart and give it to them, and often they give me a piece of their heart which fits into the empty place in my heart, but because the pieces aren't exact, I have some rough edges, which I cherish, because they remind me of the love we shared."

"Sometimes I have given pieces of my heart away, and the other person hasn't returned a piece of his heart to me. These are the empty gouges - giving love is taking a chance. Although these gouges are painful, they stay open, reminding me of the love I have for these people too, and I hope someday they may return and fill the space I have waiting. So now do you see what true beauty is?"

The young man stood silently with tears running down his cheeks.

He walked up to the old man, reached into his perfect young and beautiful heart, and ripped a piece out. He offered it to the old man with trembling hands. The old man took his offering, placed it in his heart and then took a piece from his old scarred heart and placed it in the wound in the young man's heart. It fit, but not perfectly, as there were some jagged edges.

The young man looked at his heart, not perfect anymore but more beautiful than ever, since love from the old man's heart flowed into his.

They embraced and walked away side by side.

Crumpled sheet!

Crumpled sheet

When I was a child, because of my impulsive character, was angry at everything. In most cases, after these incidents I felt ashamed I tried to console those I have hurt

One day, my teacher saw me apologizing after an explosion of anger and handed me a sheet of plain paper and said:

Kneading the paper now!

With fear, obeyed and did a ball with it. The teacher told me again, now leave it as it was before.

Obviously I could not leave it as before. But tried to put the paper still full of folds.

The teacher told me: the heart of man is like that role. The impression left on them will be so hard to erase wrinkles like these. So I learned to be comprehensive, but more patient.

When I feel like bursting, remember that crumpled paper. The impression left on people is impossible to erase. When we hurt someone with our actions or our words, just want to fix the error, but it's too late ....

Someone once told me once: "Speak only when their words can be as gentle as silence. But do not stop talking for fear of the reaction of the other.

Believe me, especially in their feelings!

We will always be responsible for our actions.

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Seize the day to reflect on the leaves you've kneaded it throughout his life ...

Crumpled sheet!

Crumpled sheet

When I was a child, because of my impulsive character, was angry at everything. In most cases, after these incidents I felt ashamed I tried to console those I have hurt

One day, my teacher saw me apologizing after an explosion of anger and handed me a sheet of plain paper and said:

Kneading the paper now!

With fear, obeyed and did a ball with it. The teacher told me again, now leave it as it was before.

Obviously I could not leave it as before. But tried to put the paper still full of folds.

The teacher told me: the heart of man is like that role. The impression left on them will be so hard to erase wrinkles like these. So I learned to be comprehensive, but more patient.

When I feel like bursting, remember that crumpled paper. The impression left on people is impossible to erase. When we hurt someone with our actions or our words, just want to fix the error, but it's too late ....

Someone once told me once: "Speak only when their words can be as gentle as silence. But do not stop talking for fear of the reaction of the other.

Believe me, especially in their feelings!

We will always be responsible for our actions.

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Seize the day to reflect on the leaves you've kneaded it throughout his life ...

Love is always new.......

Love is always new.
No matter that we love one, two,
ten times in life we're always
a situation we don't know.
Love can take us to hell or to paradise,
but it always leads somewhere.

We must accept,
it's the food of our existence.
If we deny, starve, seeing
branches of the tree of life filled without
courage to reach out and pick fruit.
It's necessary to find love where you're,
even if it means hours, days,
weeks of disappointment and sadness.

Because at the moment
we left in search of love
love also comes to us.

And save us ..

विदेशी कपडे घातले तरी हृदय अजून मराठी आहे..

विदेशी कपडे घातले तरी हृदय अजून मराठी आहे..

तोडून तुटत नाहीत या मजबूत रेशीम गाठी आहेत..

पिझा, बर्गर खाल्ल्यावरही पोट पुरणपोळीच मागतं..

ईंग्रजी पुस्तकं वाचली तरी मन मराठी चारोळीच मागतं..

मात्रुभूमि सोडली की आईपासून दूर गेल्यासारखं वाटतं..

भाषा सोडली की अस्तित्व हरवल्यासारखं वाटतं..

वडाची झाडं मोठी होऊनही परत मात्रुभूमिकडे झुकतात..

कितीही दूर गेलं तरी पाय परत मात्रुभूमिकडेच वळतात..

काहीही बदललं तरी हृदय अजून मराठी आहे..

तोडून तुटत नाहीत या मजबूत रेशीम गाठी आहेत..

स्पर्श तुज़ा भाव तुज़े, शब्द माज़ा नि नाव तुज़े..

इच्छा असून नाही म्हणतेस, निरालेच ग डाव तुज़े..

डोलयानी तर केव्हाच बोललिस, मग का, ओठांचे हे बनाव तुज़े..

मी प्रेमात वसवले नवीन विश्वा, घर माज़े, नि गाव तुज़े..

तुज़ी आठवण तुज़े स्वप्न, नि माज़या प्रत्येक श्वासाला नाव तुज़े..

मी मराठी आहे...

मी मराठी असल्याचा मला अभिमान आहे..

धन्य हा महाराष्ट्र, लाभली आम्हा अशी आई बोलतो आम्ही मराठी गत जन्माची जणू "पुण्याई"..

आपला महाराष्ट्र, आपली मराठी!!!!
शपथ घ्या, एकीने राहू, प्रगति करू, मराठी बोलू, मराठी टीकवू..!