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Sweet Ans. by Child in School Interviewer:
Teacher: What is your mother’s name?
Kid: Kabhi naam nahi puchha, Bas.. pyar se MAA kehta hu ♥
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Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya..
Teacher: Ye kya kiya hai?
Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna. :-D
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Dukandar se Chota Baccha: Uncle rang gora karne wali Cream hai.. ??
Dukandar: Haan hai.
Baccha: To lagata kyun nahi saale, main roz tujhe dekhkar darr jata hu. :-P
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Beta- Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho, vaise dadaji bhi apko marte the kya?
Papa- Bilkul marte the.
Beta- Toh Aap ye bayao... Akhir yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalegi. :-/ :-(
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