Rajnikanth" - straight from IT..miinnddd it !!!!!!!!!!!

Rajnikant's programs don't have Catch blocks... Because when Rajnikant's
program throws an exception, nobody can catch it! Only Rajnikant himself
can!! :P


TAGAGATAGAGA!

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When Rajnikant comes online, all servers shut down!

Because, the King of SERVERs is online...

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Rajnikant never writes queries to the Databases. Databases send their
queries to Rajnikant!


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Rajnikant never gets a DivideByZero exception. In any such case, 1/0 defines
itself..


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Rajnikant reads only one slide for perception;

As he says " if I read one slide its similar to reading 100 slides"

Mind it>>>>>>>>>

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Compiler doesnot warn Rajnikant , Rajnikant warns compiler .....

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Rajnikant can execute a program before compiling

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Default Value For Rajnikant is DEATH!!!!!!!!

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Rajnikant can ROLLBACK A TRUNCATED TABLE!

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Rajinikanth invented SQL!!

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Rajinikant can access even private member variables from a different
package!!!..

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Rajinikant can rollback his age in presence of commit.

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There is no main function in rajnikant's code.......every function is named
"RAJNIKANT"

And dare compiler produce an error!

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Rajnikant's codes are never reviewed, if he makes an error, that's an
invention.

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Rajnikant does not have any data type, because nothing can define Rajnikant.

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Rajnikant's for/while loop does not have an exit condition, he exists when
he desires so.

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Rajnikant has written a software for himself, where he can set his age to
any value he wants.

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Rajnikant does not use a key board, he communicates with computer through
mind power.

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Rajnikant does not install an anti-virus on his PC. All computer virus are
looking for an Anti-Rajanikant software to save themselves from hands of
Rajanikant.