Joke of the day

A wife was making a breakfast offried eggs for her
husband.
Suddenly, her husband came into the kitchen. "Careful," he said,"CAREFUL! Put in some more
butter! Oh my GOD!
You're cooking too many at once.
TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM
NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD!
WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?
They're going 2 STICK! Careful.. CAREFUL! I said be
CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking!
Never!
Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST
your mind? Don't forget to salt them.
You know you always
forget that. Use the salt. USE THESALT! THE SALT!"
The wife stared at him. "What is wrong with you? You
think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show
you what it feels like when I'm driving." xD :P