Jokes

Police wale ne carwale ko roka- "yeh
suraksha week hai. Aap belt pehn
kar car chala rahe hain, isliye aapko Rs 5,000
ka inaam
dia jata hai. aap is inaam ka kya karoge ?"
... car driver- "mein iss inaam se apna driving
license banwaunga"
pichli seat par baithi uski maa boli- "iski bat ka
yakin mat karo.
ye sharab pi kr kuch b bolta hai."
uske papa bole- "muje pata tha ki chori ki car
me
hm zyada dur nhi ja payenge."
Tabhi dikki se awaz ayi-
"bhai hmne border par kar lia kya ?......:P..


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"Every Girl can be SEXY,
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bas
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Dekhne wale ki nazar kamini honi chahiye ....