Saturday, December 24, 2011

Jokes.. for the day...Smile please..:)

Santa Ek Din Bada Confuse Sa Thha Aur Usne Banta Se Pucha
Santa: “Yaar Teri Biwi Chalu Hai, Mujhe Hamesha Dekh Ke Muskurati Rahti Hai?”

Banta: “Oye Nahi Yaar Esa Kuch Nahi Hai, Usne Mujhse Suhagraat Pe Puchha Tha, Kya Mene Kabhi Kisi Ladke ke sath sex kiya hai, To Maine Tera Naam Le Diya

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two eyes are best frnds...both will move together,,,cry ,,see and sleep together...but if they see a girl ,,,only one will blinkk...

moral...a girl has the ability to break any relation ship.

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Us nal yari kdi na laiyo jisnu apne te garur hove,

Maa Piyo nu bura na akhiyo bhaven lakh una da kasoor hove

Bure raste kadi na jaiyo chahe kini v manzil door hove

Ra jande nu dil na deyo chahe lakh muh te noor hove

Mohabbat bas uthe kriyo jithe pyar nibhan da dastoor hove.

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