Laughing zone

laughing zone::
Bapu SARPANCH THAI GYA.ne ghre party hati:
D.Jwalo:Keva Geet vagadu Bapu?
Bapu:4 sara vagadi De Ne
Baki To Pidhela chhe,'Generator'Na AwaJ Uper pan nachya karse
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Srdar-Shirt k liye kapda dikhaiye

Salesman-plain me dikhau?

Srdar-nai,
Helicopter me dikha Bandar ki aulad...
Sardar hu to mazak udata he...:-

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Santa Aaina Dekh k sochne lga
isko kahi dekha H
thodi der sochne k baad

"O Teri " ye to wohi hai
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jo Mere 7 us din Baal ktwa raha tha!
18 minutes ago

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Interviewer :-
What is d diffrnce betwen Land Line & Mobile?

Killer ans by srdar:
Land Line ka Numbr hum ungli se Dial Karte hai
aur mobile ka Anguthe se.